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Awesome quack quack sound from a mallard duck in a park pond. Nice and clear but has some background noise. This sound is for personal noncommercial use only. Train horn blowing 1x or a toot as requested by Kevan.
This one is actually an air horn but its the same sound or device. A villain with a spooky laugh that turns into a cough and a bit more.
Great for a funny Halloween bit. Drum after joke or punchline sound effect. Requested by Hayden Flores. Thanks Hayden. Me tickling my son and making him laugh for about a minute 30 seconds. If this doesnt make you crack a smile something is wrong with you. High pitched vocals that sound like Chipmunks chattering and talking in funny voice.
Mickey pitched vocals. Party horn sound effect from a birthday party last month. One large long medium pitched horn squeal. All files are available in both Wav and MP3 formats. Sampling Plus 1. Noncommercial 3. Peter De Lang. Attribution 3.
Mike Koenig.
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